Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

No your aunties a joke

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

God is real.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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