What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

make me a sandwich! what kind?

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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