- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Gustavo Andrade

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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