- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

roses are red violets should be purple

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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