- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

A van drives into a car.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

pobody's nerfect

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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