- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

hers a joke... japanese people

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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