- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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