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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Good afternoon.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

quantum physics?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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