Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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quantum physics?

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Good afternoon.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Women's rights

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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