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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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