What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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