What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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