What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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