What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

joke under this line wins _________________________

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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