- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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