why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

whats hairy and crys your mom

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

hi penis ham telephone

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

I just threw up..In my pants.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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