knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

WNBA

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Do the roar!

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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