- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What do you call an blank test? an F

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