- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

So these two girls have a cup .

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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