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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

I am a mime

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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