- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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