Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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