- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

An orphan falls off a cliff.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What did the teacher do? He taught.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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