There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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