Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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This is not a joke.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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