- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What's up? Your time.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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