hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

America

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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