Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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