dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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