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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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