Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Anti Joke

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