- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Robin, get in the car!

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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