Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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