See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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