Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

All of these jokes are about white people

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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