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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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