- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

knock knock? come in

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Granny porn!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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