- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Women's rights.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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