- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What are annoying? Ads.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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