Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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