- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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