- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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