- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Your mom.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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