- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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