- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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