- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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