- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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