An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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