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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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