why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Gustavo Andrade

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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