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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

George W. Bush

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

A muslim walks into a gun shop

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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