What do you call a black man? A normal human being

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Your're racist.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Title IX

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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