- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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