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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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