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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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