- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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