What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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