So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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