What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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