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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole