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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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