What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

the WNBA.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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