- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Tilt your screen back .

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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