Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

drugs.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

I Have a Black Friend

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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