whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Who is Dank? A: Billal

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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