Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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