- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Men's rights

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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