Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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