Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

Anti Joke

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