- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

race-car = rac-ecar

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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