- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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